It’s not even lunchtime, and your portfolio is already down a whopping 5,000,000%. In order to prevent your emotion from taking over, read on these witty stories, pithy jokes, and even a wrenching story or two.

The past few months presented investors with a series of unique (perhaps bizarre) events in financial markets. Let's step back from the rather depressing financial saga unfolding from minute to minute to enjoy a moment of light-hearted relief in the form of a hilarious video clip.

Interesting reaction to today's Fed rate cut. At least some sense of humor remains on Wall Street!

A CNBC personality calls out a stock market blogger for calling him an "idiot."

A humorous post describing the volatile market week of January 21-January 25, 2008 as seen through the eyes of various stock market bloggers.